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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

WOW! There are 16 people whose birthday is on Jan 1st and I've found one to be a charlatan~>

So I was going through my birthday list on Facebook to prep myself to wish the 16 New Year baby’s a Happy Birthday and I noticed that someone in that list was not supposed to be there. My curiosity was peaked and I went to their page. My detective skills suddenly kicked in and I started investigating further.

 
Well after many internet searches and emails, I got to the bottom of the mystery. I’ve confirmed and verified that this page is NOT one of his official pages and his birthday is NOT January 1, 1973 but March 13, 1973 and you may find his genuine pages here and here


So! If you have befriended this person please take note that this person is NOT who they represent themselves to be on this page. But appears to be yet another one of his zealous fans trying to further his movement.


Wait! isn’t it said that imitation is the best form of flattery? <snickerin’>


Thank you, my work here is done!

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"Rainy loves life and it shows up in her demeanor and her energy! She loves to try new things and purple is her favorite color. She would jump to the stars if she were given the opportunity to be a "Purple Lab Model"."

According to their website (http://www.purplelabnyc.com), Purple Lab is a fresh fun and innovative brand all about double duty beauty, sophisticated make up, and adding a dose of chic glam into your life while providing service to the body, soul, and self confidence. She's currently ranked number 16 and has a score 3263.28 From my interactions with Rainy, she appears to be personable, jovial and full of life. She has a wonderful spirit about her and always makes me laugh.

Please vote for my friend Rainy. Thank you.

Ja' Wilborn
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OMG - it is trying to snow in "the A"?

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Don't Give Up!!

The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called FAILURE, a loop called CONFUSION, speed bumps called FRIENDS, red lights called ENEMIES, caution lights called FAMILY, You will have flats called JOBS. But, if u have a spare called DETERMINATION, an engine called PERSEVERANCE, insurance called FAITH, a driver called JESUS, you will make it to a place called SUCCESS. Now uplift 7people..Complex_Problem"iiye luv LIF3"IM ON MY GRIND!PRYR WRKS

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Umm really? How uncouth is this?

So I am shopping in Marshall's and I happened upon this gentleman clipping his nails in the store. The clippings flying every whiCh way To the floor. Yes, I snapped a picture of him, hmmph!

Now that I think about it those probably were the store's finger nail clippers. {Disgusted} UGH!

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

You composed a Christmas rap, Misty?

So I'm with Misty at our Subdivision Clubhouse and she says to me, "I'm proud of myself, last night I started rapping" and I asked her "What kind of rapping?" and she says. "Christmas." I said, "Okay do it for me!" and she's tells me "No, I started wrapping my Christmas presents."

doh

DUH!! Ja'!!
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Allergic to water?!! Is it a boy thing? Ewww!

Ok so my son was sitting next to me and watching me blog and I started smelling this smell of a cross between vinegar, stinky armpits, old cheese and wet dog! Peeeeee You!
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So I'm like, "Son you smell awful! UGH!"
5 minutes goes by and my son is still sitting under me (ALL UP in my buffer zone offending my nostrils) So again, I say, "Son! You STINK, MOVE!" So he moves (a whole foot and a half away from me) and continues to sit there for yet another 5 minutes. I say, "EWWW, Take your nasty tail upstairs and Go Take A Shower!"
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He says, "Mom I took a shower Saturday!?" "Oh My God - WHAT!?!? Today is Wednesday! That was 4 days ago! Are you serious?!"

He reluctantly goes upstairs and takes a shower. I really want to know how long he would have gone without taking a shower. Oh my lord!

Am I the only one with a 12 year-old son who is allergic to water?
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Aaaagh I can't get it out of my head...

So I'm driving down hwy 92 headed to a client's to take care of some business and figured I'd try to put some of my thoughts together because I've got a lot I have to put in place for 2010 (and God told me to maximize all of my time, so I gotsta be obedient - cause obedience is so much better than sacrifice). Oooookay!?
Sooooo I'm trying to concentrate on the tasks I must accomplish and I can't get this dadburn song head out of my head...


Now I know you are thinking where'd that come from? WELL Baskin Robbins is running this commercial. It's based off of the rap version "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by the Buckwheat Boyz


Ha! Ha! Now it's all up in YOUR head!!
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Merry Christmas

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Copy and paste~keep the wave going

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¿Question? If you know someone is cheating do you tell their partner/significant other/spouse?

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Delirious and sleepy

So I am finally buckling down and writing my blog… I have a business blog Which I have been neglecting too and now this one which will encompass my personal rants and raves. I often find it difficult to sit down and write a blog and not because I don’t like to write (Lord knows I have plenty to talk about) but because I don’t know what to write about.

So I started a fire (in the fireplace of course), turned on my laptop, plopped my son in front of his Xbox (so he would not interrupt me and I could avoid the incessant questions but that back fired on me because now I get the excited jubilance of a 12 yr telling me blow by blow how he knocked out an opponent and won a virtual Muhammad Ali trophy – UGH! Something like that! I am really not into video games)*yawn* uh wait I digress… and lounged on the couch and began scribing.

So Friday morning I went to Roanoke, VA with a friend of mine to drop his sister and her three children off (that in itself was an adventure BOY let me tell you!) so that they could spend Christmas break with their Aunt (his sister) and grandmother (his mother). Well we left at 4AM and did not arrive until 10PM. But before I tell you why let me start from the beginning. Friday afternoon I could not find which rental company I booked because I failed to right down the confirmation number when I went online to book it (I could have swore they sent me an email confirmation) and did I mention the day prior that I was told that we were not staying overnight so I canceled my reservation for Country Inn and Suites ($47.50/night). So I get to the airport and proceed to go to each and every counter to see if the reservation was with them (Crazy huh?) – I never located it so I ended up getting a rental from Thrifty, a town and country for about $53 a day plus $89 for insurance and $43 in taxes – I talked him down to $34 dollars a day.  A total of $201 – WHAT!?!?! Can I just interject here and let you know my original rental online was $23.75/day for a Dodge Caliber – I’m so sick!

So we get on the road and head towards Roanoke… everything was going without a hitch until we hit I-81 – the traffic was stop and go intermittently for 8 hours (I am subtracting the 8 times we stop because of the bathroom breaks – so what was supposed to be a 7 hour drive took 18 hours. Now remember I told you that I cancelled my reservation at Country Inn and Suites – what did I do that for? So me in my infinite wisdom called the hotel back up to reinstate my reservation but they would not honor the travel agent rate that I was quoted initially because they had been inundated with other travelers that had been caught on I-81 ( how greedy and opportunistic UGH!)

Well I look at this adventure this way; I got a chance to see and feel snow – something I very rarely do in “A”, I made it safely to my destination and I got chance to have an adventure I could share with you.


















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