Allergic to water?!! Is it a boy thing? Ewww!

Ok so my son was sitting next to me and watching me blog and I started smelling this smell of a cross between vinegar, stinky armpits, old cheese and wet dog! Peeeeee You!

So I'm like, "Son you smell awful! UGH!"
5 minutes goes by and my son is still sitting under me (ALL UP in my buffer zone offending my nostrils) So again, I say, "Son! You STINK, MOVE!" So he moves (a whole foot and a half away from me) and continues to sit there for yet another 5 minutes. I say, "EWWW, Take your nasty tail upstairs and Go Take A Shower!"


He says, "Mom I took a shower Saturday!?" "Oh My God - WHAT!?!? Today is Wednesday! That was 4 days ago! Are you serious?!"

He reluctantly goes upstairs and takes a shower. I really want to know how long he would have gone without taking a shower. Oh my lord!

Am I the only one with a 12 year-old son who is allergic to water?
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